Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. Welcome back to the weekly SportsLine NFL Teaser column, where we rank all the best teaser options for the week and attempt to give out the best two-team parlay possible to help you beat the market.

That's gotten even harder this year, with a majority of sportsbooks dealing -130 or worse on two-team teasers. At -130, I wouldn't make teasers a main part of my betting strategy each week. However, if you still have access to -120 teasers, there should be enough opportunities to play teasers that you can be profitable long-term -- as long as you're targeting the right options.

That's where we come in. If you've read my other content or followed my picks, you likely already know I've been SportsLine's No. 1 NFL against-the-spread expert over the last six years, going 535-450-30 against the spread to put me up more than 35 units on those picks at SportsLine since 2017. When it comes to teasers, we stress focusing on the options that go through Teaser Alley and ideally lining up with sides you already like against the main number.

If you don't know what Teaser Alley is, read on to find out. Even if you do, I'll go through every game where I believe there's a teaseable number, give you my analysis of whether it's worth putting in our bucket of potential plays, and then ranking those plays at the end, with the top two representing the best teaser play you can make this week. But if you disagree with any of the analysis for those two teaser legs, you have all the info you need to find other teaser-worthy options.

One option you won't find is the Cowboys, a team that won by 40 last week and gets to face Zach Wilson at home. That win over the Giants didn't give us much opportunity to see how good the Dallas offense is, and considering what the Jets defense just did (and usually does) to the Buffalo Bills, that is definitely a key piece of information I'd like to know. With the line in that game rising to Cowboys -9 or higher, it's already outside the range we're looking for, but the possibility of a 16-13 type of game is definitely worth considering before you jump in on Cowboys teasers this week.

Now let's get to the teaser legs I do think are worth considering.

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