I guarantee you I could throw a ball over the plate that he couldn't hit...Its easy...Just throw the ball over the outside corner of the plate and about knee high...He can't touch it.
I was trying to think of a joke that would allow me to use the phrase "country strong." You beat me to the punch, Chi. The funny thing is, that particular phrase is always attached to guys who struggle to hit better than .250.
"Rob Deer may have struck out 3 times today, and sure he's only hitting .206, but I'll tell ya boy...he sure is country strong!"