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About 15 years ago I'm waiting to tee off on the first hole. Numbers one and 18 are side by side. This kid wearing a Metalica tee shirt and sandles is teeing off in the group in front of us. It's obvious he's out of place on the golf course.
Well he proceeds to hit his tee shot..... it's a low hooking squirter heading towards the 18th fairway where two guys are standing. Now this kid actually got into this one so it's screaming towards these guys at Mach 1. The kid knows he's supposed to yell something but he obviously can't remember the universal yell for INCOMING!!! So with a crowd around near the clubhouse he yells at the top of his lungs the first thing that apparently came to mind...... DUCK Mother Fu(&^%*errrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Fortunately it missed the guys.... but I'm rolling on the ground laughing as is everyone else with the exception of the group of Baptist ministers waiting near the clubhouse.
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