Golf has given us some unusual terms to describe shots. Shank, chili-dip, duckhook, wormburner, etc… Here are some new ones to add to your golf vocabulary.
- Paris Hilton – a very expensive hole
- James Joyce – a putt that’s impossible to read
- Rock Hudson – it looked straight, but wasn’t
- Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim
- Saddam Hussein – from one bunker to another
- Yassar Arafat – butt ugly and in the sand
- Kate Winslett – a drive that’s a little bit fat but otherwise perfect
- John Kennedy, Jr. – didn’t make it over the water
- Elephant’s Ass – it’s high and it stinks
- Rodney King – over-clubbed
- O.J. Simpson – got away with it
- Princess Grace – should have used a driver
- Princess Di – shouldn’t have used a driver
- Condom – safe, but didn’t feel good
- Anna Kournikova – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
- Brazilian – shaved the hole
- Rush Limbaugh – a bit too far to the right
- Nancy Pelosi – way too far to the left
- Barbara Streisand – ugly, but still works
- Linda Ronstadt – blew by you
- Dick Cheney – ball in undisclosed location
- Ted Kennedy – goes in the water, but jumps out
- Peewee Herman – too much wrist
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