I Apologize Before Hand...

... I'm sooo wasted right now, but thoguht this was too important not to share.

Guess who I met tonight???!!!

Well some prehand info. I'm in Miami for an AI conference (dork I know, but it was a free trip to Miami). Open bar at thge reception and I decide to go to the Sandbar in Coconut Grove. I think most UM students know this place, although it was my first time there. Pretty cool place.

But guess who I meet on the way!

OJ FREAKIN SIMPSON!

I was walking past him on South Baryshore or Macfarlane or something and I was like, OMG it's OJ., OOOOOJAAAAYYY I screamed. He was so f'in drunck too. I went and asked a cop too if it was him, which was probably not the best idea in my state. The cop assured me it was him and pointed me to the finest drunken colledge student establishment in Miami.

I chased after gim, but then thought better of it. Not a guy to piss offf.

Now I feel kinda sick though. WTF is wrong with us (well at least me) that I see a known murderer in public and I feel compelled to yell to him as if he's some rock star Then again it could have been the 64 ounces of newcastle. Its nuts though.

Okay I'm done. I've used my one free drunk thread for the year.

Go Gators!

The OFFICIAL I GOT AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE I"M RICH AND FAMOUS AND LIVE IN THE MOST LEFTIST INSANE STATE IN THE COUNTRY.

USC Trojans Represent!

Opps. Should have read BUMP after this.

Only in Miami can you find Newcastle in quarts. Did you tip some for your dead homies?

Nah, but I tipped the bartender. Miamis finest!

You should have donkey punched that pr1ck right in the taint. What a missed opportunity....

Well I don't know about Donkey punched as that implies a little too much familiarity, but I get your drift. I don't know what I would have done if I caught up with that dipsh*t. Hope it would have been painful for him.

What the hell?  I thought OJ was locked up again?  You shoulda asked the cops to donkey punch him.

As you were shaking his hand these should have been your exact words -

"Wow, now I can tell all my friends I shook the hand of a real life murderer".

Dear old Mom works for the Attorney Generals Office in the State of Nevada and when O.J. was in the Vegas can I tried to get her to get his autograph......LOL!!!  She said, "The circus has come to town".

KNUT

What the hell?  I thought OJ was locked up again?  You shoulda asked the cops to donkey punch him.

Lol yeah, this was even worse. The cop shook his hand!! Then I stumbled to the cop and asked him and he said yeah, he can't leave Florida because of the stuff in Nevada. I don't know the details, but at least it isn't just me who was freakin out about him.

The cop then called his cop buddies and was telling them. So funny.

Sidenote, I didn't know the beer before liqour thing applied with wine too. My head feels like the Grambling and Florida A&M bands are having a showdown. Conference sould be fun today ugh.

Did you tip some for your dead homies?

You should have donkey punched that pr1ck right in the taint. What a missed opportunity...

The above coupled with the slurred typing was HILARIOUS! There are literally dozens of people in my office looking at me like I'm a retard because I'm laughing out loud at a computer screen. Too funny.

This is the best post I've read in a long time.  A 5 for you my man, a 5 for you.

You know.. the whole OJ thing just really ticks me off.    I'm sure if he can't leave the state of Florida, that means he's on probation, and if he's on probation he should not be at a bar. 

Any other person would have been carted off to jail by the cops.  It kills me that celebreties have their own set of laws..