Minnesota Viking Jokes
Q: Why do the Vikings play in a dome?
A: Even God doesnt want to see them play
Q: How do you get a Minnesota Viking out of your yard ?
A: Put up a goal post
Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl Ring ?
A: A Thief
DETROIT LION JOKES
There is a Mama lion, a Daddy lion & a Baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a lot of fights so they decided to get a divorce. The lion family goes in front of a judge to decide custody of the baby lion.
The judge asks the baby lion "Do you wanna live with mama lion?"
The baby lion answers "No, mama lion beats me."
The judge said "Alright, do you wanna live with daddy lion?"
The baby lion answers "No, daddy lion beats me worse."
The judge asks "Who do you wanna live with then?"
The baby answers "The Detroit Lions, they don't beat anybody."
Q: Where's the safest place in a tornado?
A : The Lions end zone at Ford Field: there are never any touchdown there!
Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Q: Why did the NFL award Super Bowl XL to the city of Detroit?
A: Because they felt bad for the Lions, figuring it was the closest the team would ever come to a Super Bowl.
Q: What is the smallest room at Ford Field?
A: The trophy room
