Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
So the Buddha walks into a pizza place and the waiter asks him what he wants. Buddha replies, "Make me one with everything."
Rene Descartes goes into a restaurant. The waiter asks if he would like to try the soup of the day. Descartes replies, "I don't think......."
Friend A- "I think I had a Freudian slip yesterday."
Friend B- "Really? What happened?"
Friend A- "I asked for two picketts to tittsburgh."
For those that don't know, a Freudian slip is like saying one thing, but meaning your mother.
O2+John Kerry---> Oxymoron
(Hard Taco^2+ sq. rt. of bean burrito)/Soft Taco^3= +/- Cheesy Gordita Crunch
1+1=3 (If you have really big 1s)
2+2=22
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