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(In some Chicago Police Dept. precinct.........)
Detective: "So, Mr. Harrison, where exactly where you at 2:00 AM on the night of May 4, 2008?"
Marvin: "Well sir, me and my new BFF, Adam Jones, were just finishing up a very busy and emotional evening. We had talked an associate, Terrell Owens, out of suicide, when we realized the time for our weekly phone call from our wrongly-incarcerated friend Michael was rapidly approaching. We quickly called another friend, Fred Davis, to remind him to set his alarm, then waited for the call. While we were waiting, twenty-six friends of our's from the Cincinnati Bengals texted, needing bail money wired to them. As we were arranging bail for the entire defense and most of the offense of the Bengals, we saw Mr. Mendenhall walking along the lakefront. His friend pulled a gun and robbed him, and tried to run away. Adam then shot his friend, grabbed the money, and threw it in the air, all the time shouting 'I'm gonna make it rain! I'm gonna make it rain!!' Well, sir, I just ran off.......what? What!? He said THAT?! Pacman is framing me...I didn't shoot anyone!!!"
What the hell is sports coming to???????
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