Michael "Felony-Maker" Irvin hands over moniker

What the hell was this, some passing of the guard?  Michael "Felony-Maker" Irvin is a convict and a loser, but Pac-Man Jones however is well on his way to taking his game to the Ray Carruth level.

Jesus this is one radio interview I'm sure I could do without. Isn't there a some sort of law that would keep these two massive douchebags separate out of fear they'd join together in some sort of ultra-douchebag voltron?

Pac-man Jones talking to Michael Irvin, this is the how the conversation sounded:

Michael: Du dubba wa do wad drubby da da wa bobo dranky?

Pac-man: Da waba bobo dranky! Haw haw bwa har har ba dooba ooba.

Michael: sheiiiiiiiit! Jabba don wont nune dont geet nune Bwa jaja wah!

Pac-man: Juju wah no cep cuz! Bwadooba ba wa na na na!

etc....

"Pardon me miss, but I speak jive!"

// Sucka doan wan no hep, suck doan get no hep

Irivin is a loser if you look at him as a human, good to see he has a new friend other than T.O. to talk to.

While I don't put Jones on the level of Rae Carruth, Jones beats strippers, he is a scumbag who dosen't seem intrested in waking up from his fantasy world where he can do what he wants. Jerry Jones needs to realize that what happens off the field can be more important than what happens on the field.

What idiot decided it was a good idea to give that loud-mouth a radio show?  I thought I hated him enough from his playing days and all the crap he pulled then, but his pathetic attempt at being a member of the media is even more gut wrenching.  Thank God he's stashed away in Dallas where nobody has to hear him except homers who will agree with his every word.  There's nothing wrong with his loyalty.  I actually kinda' respect it because you don't see it much anymore, but this guy had no business as a national analyst if he can't even pretend to be objective. 

Here's to Pac-Man and Crack-man... I mean cocaine man... I mean Michael hanging together.  Hopefully if they're snorting it up and making it rain together, it will only be one or the other who gets hurt!