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As a token of my faltering faith in the Seattle Mariners crap-a55 season, I have done my part and ordered 3 new M's caps for myself and two buddies. They will be held up high in the air so as not to get any of the smoke from the smoldering remains of my old cap. This will be my final juju buster of the year, they are on their own from here on out.
I hope to Bejesus that they have turned the corner and we whip the snot out of the Texas Rangers 3 in a row. I have read some of the recent crap today and as a recap...
1. Bring Griffey back, I don't care what the arguments are. We need butts in seats and a glimmer of hope... He is still the man for the promised land (in my heart anyways.)
2. Find a new freakin' manager, and yes, McLaren's outbursts are ridiculous to watch and completely forced. I would even entertain bringing back the Melvinator. No, no, strike that. I agree that it would help to have a little consistency in our lineup. Is there a place we can see how many different "looks" we've put out there this year? And by looks, it's that "I won a gold medal - Feel good" one that Corky Thatcher gave his dad after he burnt down the restaraunt AGAIN on Life Goes On.
3. We did take out Gavin Floyd, who been sniffing around two no-no's recently. We just need to firmly plant our right foot on the Texas Rangers forehead and push them back in to the murky depth while climbing out of the Pacific.
That's all I've got.
Go M's
Win some ballgames, dammit!
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