Thanks Ben Heller....Sh*t article

#1- U make me feel 10x's smart than you. Although, made props for getting this garbage work past through by your editor. Since im sure u get paid to write this junk, .. good job?

#2- U make me feel so happy to be a Yankees fan, rather than a fan of any other team, bc of/evidenced by/ the unncessary publicity ,AKA,... this article u thought up.