I just shaved off my stache

It gone for good

Jason would never do this on his own. He must have been kidnapped by some Suckeyes and Gaytors.

Reminds me of Samson and his hair. Not to be confused with Sampson and his cell phone. J Dubs power lies within the stache, without it, he is merely mortal.

Say it isn't so!  This could only be for a handful of reasons.

1) The steak sauce is too much to clean off.

2)  He is being confused on the street for Stan Van Gundy.

3)  J-Dubs has a girl friend!  It tickles the top lip.