Arena Nickname?

I just cant call this place the Time Warner Cable Arena, I cant stand Ted Turner and I dont understand why the Bobcats didnt think about the Atlanta hatred that Charlotte has and the fact that TWC is based in Atlanta, so I'm looking for a nickname;

How about, The Jack.

The Cats' are playing the Lakers at The Jack tonight, wanna go?

In case you havent figured it out, it goes along the cable lines; you know cable jack...

Time warner cable is based in Stamford, Connecticut not Atlanta and has corporate offices in Charlotte.

Maybe it could be called The Box.   (Cable Box)

It could be called the monopoly,,,which is what they are in most areas..

or the no-service  because you can't ever get it when you need it.

or the automated...as this is what their phone service is all about.