Favorite Dollar Menu

Since we got bounced out of the NIT, and we have no basketball to discuss I thought I would open the discussion to my second love: Food.  I just wanted to throw down my favorite late night dollar menu.

Jack in the box has the goodness with the two tacos for 99 cents but  it's too easy to get distracted from the 99 cent menu. 

So sticking strickly to the menu specific items, I give my nod to Wendy's.  I've been waiting for years for the Wendy chick to grow up.  Just like I did for the Olsen twins, but that biotch never grows and inch or a year.  Sorry back to the food. 

1.  2 orders of nuggets sweet & sour sauce

2.  Chili with cheese and onion ( no spoon allowed strictly for dipping fries and burgers)

3.  Jr. bacon cheese burger

4.  Crispy chicken sandwhich

5.  Fries

6.  Texas double Cheesburger (region specific)

7.  Frosty

8.  Wash it all down with Diet Coke cause you have to watch the calories when you just drank 12 beers and are going to go straight to bed once you've taken a bite out of each item you just purchased.

Ohhh snap, my dream thread just came to fruition.  Hell, even my noun I threw up had a food reference in it.  Back to the Dollar Menu that will make you holla:

1.  Double Cheeseburger from Mc Donald's.  Do I really have to endorse this premium conquest?

2.  Jack N the Crack's 2 taco's for a buck.  Wholly crap, I bet you I can out eat that Kobishie fool who stuffs his face with 400 hot dogs in 4 minutes.

3.  Monte's Pub on Diego State Campus - 25 cent chicken wings on Tuesday nights.  You will consistently have the orange poo poo platters the morning after but well worth the stank butt.

4.  I have this resturant  establishment on speed dial son, Burger King's JR. Whopper With Cheese).  I think that is a little over a buck but hey, who's counting?  This ground round goes in and out exactly how it sounds. 

I enjoyed this thread like I enjoy my steak:  Well done food nap, well done.

SCK

Just what i need to get the toilet juices flowin....food for a buck. Granted, Wendy's is the clear cut winner, hands down, ever since the Jumbo Jack went over a dollar, plus you get 5 nuggets for a buck at Wendy's instead of 4 at the Burger King, although my heart goes out to the Whopper Jr. I just hope he gets his s*%$ together and stops running around with Spicy Chicken....punk.  Here goes a collection of a nomal binge run to go with an Eighteen pack of beer and a couple of Zima Orange 24's (no longer for sale, commies...) and ten hours of Call of Duty 4:

Five crispy taco's, ask for fiesta sause, from Taco Bell

One whopper jr, or Texas double cheeseburger (as I'm sure they have it for every state), Burger King, or Wendy's

Three five piece nuggets, honey mustard and buffalo sauce, Wendy's

Strawberry Sundae, McDonalds (M&M McFlurry if scratch lotto paid off)

Two tacos, Jack in the Box

Chicken Sandwich, Carl's Junior

2 chilidogs, Weinerschnitzel

That should make for a day of debouchery, and a morning of sandwiched butt cheeks over porcelin!!! 

P.S. if you are luck enough to have a Hamburger Stand or Del Taco, none of the above applies

EVER REALIZE AFTER A DOLLAR MENU SCHMORGASBORG, YOU"VE SPENT DAMN NEAR TWENTY BUCKS????

Bravo Skins...Bravo!!!!

SCK