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...eyed the next hole and remarked to his caddy:  "This should be good for a long drive and a putt."  His swing, however, hit the sod and pushed the ball only a few feet.

"Now," said the caddy, "for a hell of a putt."

Our regularly scheduled TEE TIME has been delayed due to weather....

Please feel free to leave a joke if you liked or even if you didn't like this one...

Today is March 21st.  Yesterday was the first day in a couple of weeks, that the entire ground was visible.  All the miscolored snow, piled high on either side of my driveway had finally melted.  During the past week,  I enjoyed temperatures spanning the 40's, and even 51 on Tuesday.   I returned my sticks back to their summer home...  my trunk...  anticipating, at the very least, a trip to the OUTDOOR range.  OOHHH YEAAAH!  NO? HUH? WHAT? 3 TO 6 WHAT?  ARRRGGGHHH!!!

MI is expecting one of it's "unexpected" snow squalls to come busting through here later today.  To start around 3 pm.  3-6 inches.  Cold, blustery winds.  Gray skies. (sigh) 

Looks like the only stick I'll be playing with is the one attached to my snow shovel...

It is TEE TIME...just not for me.

Still whining in MI...