Gregg Doyel

And on Sunday I made it clear how dumb I think he is.

Turns out, I was too kind.

Not only is there a report that brain-challenged Brett Favre used his team-issued cell phone to incur tampering allegations with the Vikings -- so that's how the Packers got their hands on his phone records -- but now there's a report that Favre could be headed to the Bucs.

You know, the one team Favre was reportedly not headed to.

Just when you think Favre couldn't possibly be dumber, he dumbs himself deeper into a corner. If the tampering allegations are true, he has cost himself a shot at his preferred destination, Minnesota. The NFL would never allow Favre to go there.

And now, it looks like the team hottest on his trail -- Tampa Bay -- is the team he most prefers to avoid.

You've got to hand it to Favre. That is one stupid SOB.

The Fox News personality -- and close, personal friend of the Favre family -- didn't like that I made fun of her in my Brett Favre story up right now. So she went after me on her blog, and made fun of me right back. However, she ignored the stuff about being played for a fool by her super-tight buddy, Brett.

So what did she do? She used semantics to define the word "friend." Next from Greta Van Grammar: The true meaning of the word "is."

Plus she's very good with exclamation marks.

Apparently I was supposed to call her before making fun of her. Greta, if you want me to have your phone number, just send it along.